January 18, 2020
New Year, New Me | Rudy Mancuso & Stephen Curry

New Year, New Me | Rudy Mancuso & Stephen Curry


This video is sponsored by “Brita” New year New me *Deep Inhale* *Deep Exhale* *Ominous Sound* *Yawn* *Smacks Lips* Don’t look at me, Stephen Curry. C’mon man. What, you’ve never had pizza for breakfast? No, not really. (Stephen) Let’s put the pizza down, man. (Rudy) I wasn’t finished.. You don’t need that. But ho-how, what is.. what is, uh.. Don’t worry about it. All that matters is that I’m here to help you. Help me with what? My free throws? *Chuckling* *Awkward Silence* Sorry. I need.. I need help. 🎼Last name curry, first name Steph Helping me out turning me into the best. He said: First things first these water bottles gotta go I said: Why? And he said: Don’t you love the ocean, bro? He then whipped out the “Brita Stream” so beautifully “It fills quickly” he said “And it pours immediatly!” So he poured two glasses And we both said “Cheers!” Time to move on, yes it was time to face my fears Instead of eating pizza, why not try a healthy snack? I said ” ‘Cause pizza is delicious, and healthy food is whack!” He introduced me to some veggies And some salad in a bowl It actually tasted good, even though it hurt my soul. Then he made me exercise Which I had never done before We did some weird drills, and they made me very sore. Then we did some Tai Chi I’ve always been a fan. Didn’t know what I was doing, but I felt more like a man! Then he had me make a present that would make my girl blush Then we cleaned my place, made it tidy in a rush! Then I sat with my beloved with a candle lit meal Then he gave me a wink (Ding!) ‘Cause he knew I made her feel Amazing! First name: Stephen Last name: Curry He came into my life, now everything is less blurry Oh, Steph Steph Curry Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph Helpin’ me out, turning me into the best Best! First name: Stephen Last name: Curry He came into my life, now everything is less blurry Oh, Steph Steph Curry Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph Helpin’ me out, turning me into the best Best!🎼 Hey, how you doin’? I got two large pizzas for, Rudy? (Pizza Guy) Extra Cheese I… I ordered that before… (Pizza Guy) Extra bread, Extra gluten Yeah, whatever. Who are you talkin’ to? What do you mean?I’m talkin’ to my friend Stephen Curry! There’s nobody there! You don’t see Stephen Curry standing here? Right now? Listen, bro, can you just take these pizzas? I don’t got all day. Wait a minute, If you’re not real… Then that means… The power to change was in you all along, my friend (Rudy) Wow! I think you changed my life, Stephen Curry! Thank You! Huhh. Good luck, Buddy! Huh. Man, people are weird these days, huh? I know, right? Let’s get outta here! Let’s go! I need a new job. New Year New You! 🎼First name: Stephen Last name: Curry He came into my life, now everything is less blurry! Oh, Steph Steph Curry Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph Helpin’ me out, turnin’ me into the best, Best!🎼

100 thoughts on “New Year, New Me | Rudy Mancuso & Stephen Curry

  1. Есть русские? Они ведь везде? Да, ведь? Блин, я что тут один? 😨😨😨
    Эххх, даже поговорить не с кем

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