April 5, 2020
Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Ready for The Holidays In The New December G.Label

Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Ready for The Holidays In The New December G.Label


(bells jingling) – [Narrator] The holidays are here, and because they never turn
out the way you imagine, you must cherish the joy of getting ready. First, put on a record to set the mood. (upbeat jazz music) Oh yeah. Do everything in slow-motion. Make this feeling last. Someone’s double-fisting and
damn it, she’s earned it. The holidays are work so don’t
be afraid to ask for help with lighting, food, style, and hair, and hair, and hair. You get the point. Go ahead, have a laugh, even
if it is just for the camera. And find your favorite
look- or eleven of them. Look fabulous in each
one, and get super high. In your heels, of course. Do something for others, but
don’t forget about number one. Yes, that is a vibrator. Gaze into your soul, but
also stare into the abyss. That’s joyful, too. And finally, a graceful exit
and a night out on the town. Happy Holidays from G. Label. (applauding)

20 thoughts on “Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Ready for The Holidays In The New December G.Label

  1. People are starving and homeless but that doesn't bother Gyneth – because she just keeps getting richer. Have another martini on us. Where would be without you, Goddess Gwyneth – oh so ugly and incomplete; thanks to you, we can radiate and shine while others suffer.

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