April 5, 2020
Captain Ching Rises Full Film | Ranveer Singh | Ali Abbas Zafar | Ching’s Secret

Captain Ching Rises Full Film | Ranveer Singh | Ali Abbas Zafar | Ching’s Secret


Madam X, aapko yeh dekhna chahiye Bade screen par do Ek Dhruv tara galaxy se toot kar humari ore tezi se badh raha hai Agar issi speed se dharti se takraya Toh seconds mein puri duniya khatam ho jayegi! Kitna waqt hai humare paas? Do minute! Aise waqt mein humari kaun madat karega? Wahi Jo saare super heroes ka baap hai Dikhne mein jitna shishtachari hai Usse kahi zyaada woh chatpata hai Iss pure galaxy ka baag hai Jiski bum mein aag hai! Captain Ching.. Hello Aapki awaaz sunte hi Madam X Pure badan mein fax aa jaata hai, Taraango ka! What? Captain Ching, duniya ko tumhari zaroorat hai Duniya ko toh humari zaroorat padti rehti hai, Madam X Aapko humari zaroorat kab padegi? Captain Ching, ek.. Dhruv tara galaxy se toot kar Tezzi ke saath duniya ke taraf badh raha hai Har second ke saath uski speed double ho rahi hai Issi speed se agar woh duniya se takraya Toh sab khatam, Mere paas do minute hai puri duniya ko bachane ke liye Aur humare pyaar ko bhi He’s too sexy You are a spicy one, Madam X Lekin aap se bhi spicy hai meri Ching’s Schezwan Chutney Yaad rakheyega Madam X, Main aapke aur Desi Chinese ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu Time to Impact! 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. Hakkaaa !!! Arey chhonka laga ke o darling Chakh le zara My Name is Ranveer Ching.. He’s too good Ching’s Schezwan Chutney Yeh Chutney Nahi, Rocket hai, Rocket!

100 thoughts on “Captain Ching Rises Full Film | Ranveer Singh | Ali Abbas Zafar | Ching’s Secret

  1. Mujhe shak lagayahai ke yaise bakhchodi ka ha se karlete hai.
    Yar ye bakhchodi level 1 no pe ayega. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  2. Madarchod.. yeh kya chod fella k Rakha h. Kon esa ads banata h bsdk.. Laude Overacting ki dukan with Awful ad script! Chutiya saale!

  3. If I eat 30 kilos of chillies and then vent out my frustration by triggered dancing or overenegetic acting, will I be also considered as sexy as Ranveer Singh?

  4. Add Captain Ching in the Avengers…..
    He'll defeat thanos alone with his fire ass๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  5. WOW RANVEER AND KRITI LOOK SO OSSUM๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  6. Arey yaar actors ho Kya gaya chutney aur Galaxy ka Kya samband hai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. ISRO wale bekaar itna paisa kharch kr rhe, Ranveer Singh ko ye chutney khilao aur Moon se lekar Mars tak har Satellite bhejwao!!

  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRFguCS-3Rc I made a film on this story in year 2015. I doubt it is violation of my copyright.

  9. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  10. I'm here just to give my review

    This chutney is shit
    Just tastes like tomato ketchup

    I Almost puked just by a lick
    Can't imagine it in daal/dosa

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